In no particular order
1) I can tell when you copy/paste the same message over and over. Especially when you write the same exact message to me twice.
2) not really into this new facial hair fad. Sorry
3) I'm Italian but not into gorilla juice heads
4) Please don't lie about your age or height. I can tell.
4a) if you are old enough to have conceived a child in the early 80s, you are disgusting. You are old enough to be my father. I have a great relationship with my Dad and don't need another.....who wants to see me naked no less.
5) It is not cute or endearing for you to use a pet name before we've met or DTRed. Especially if that name is princess. Gross