Today's: "Mood of the afternoon compltely turned around by the bag of Jelly Belly's found in my purse. #thingsthatonlyhappentome"
"I get PTSD flashbacks from drywall dust" #thingsonlyiwouldsay
"I bought a sodastream because I saw one on sale in pink. Yes, Pink is why I finally pulled the trigger."
"Tuesday: broke a mirror, learned the zip code in Bahrain, got a voicemail from a 3 year old asking for a cape....day in the life"
