This one is pretty self explanatory. My mom is a bit of a feminist and taught us the virtues of wearing appropriate clothing (especially for the first day of school).
Kate is my BFF. She is married to a woman and also works for a major GLBT lobbying organization.
This is my sister. She has a tendency to seek revenge on people who have done her wrong. When she got woken up in the middle of the night in college because a full beer can flew through her window and into her bed, those girls got kicked out of the dorms.
Pretty sure no one else will find these funny, but whatever, I am smiling.